oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!

So I'm in the library, in my favorite study area in the basement, drinking an ice cold Diet DrP (that I snuck in), and I burp realllly loud. Why do I do ever do this in public???? Of course there are people behind your desk studying Brenda!!! Geez!!! I should be really embarrassed right now but I'm not. Instead, I'm still laughing about it---it was so loud. I said the obligatory "Geez, excuse me, wow! Sorry." I hope I can sneak out without the people sitting behind my desk noticing who I am, geez.

John Lefkowitz and I tan at the same place...or do we???

So the other day I bored my dear friends with what I thought was an exciting celebrity-spotting anecdote:

MCP: "Guys, guys!!! I went to even out my tan the other day, at Le Beach Club in BH, and guess who walked in?!? John Lefkowitz!!!"

MCP friends: "Don't know him, who the hell is he?"

MCP: "You know, John Lefkowtiz, kinda swarmy?!?!"

MCP friends: "Nope, doesn't come up on IMDB"

Couple days later...

MCP "John Lefkowitz, you know, the SNL guy???"

J-Bird feverishly Googling: "Is it him?"

MPC: "YES!!! That's him!!! JOHN LOVITZ!!!"

Couple days later, later...

MCP discussing Contracts case with fellow law school friends: "That Lefkowitz case was so cool! Wait a minute..."

Law school has officially taken over my life.

Aaaaah, Torts

Is your employer liable for damages if:

• On your latest business trip you contracted and STD from the hookers you hired for your client--you were obliged to engage in immoral sexual activity with the hookers so your client wouldn't feel uncomfortable.

Is an amusement park liable for damages if:

• As my professor put it "A really fat 400 lb person" falls out of the rollercoaster ride because the bar that was holding her in broke.

Yes? No? Why? Your thoughts? Answers to come...

In-class IM'ing

fallenmva: I know you are studying and stuff but i just wanted to say hi

Auto response from blperez1977: I don't know why I signed up for wireless internet access. I should be either a) reading or b) listening to the professor. Please refrain from IMing me. Love you.

blperez1977: awwwww, Mona
blperez1977: i'm in class
blperez1977: hi!
fallenmva: you should be learning young miss
blperez1977: yeah, we're talking about failure to act
blperez1977: so if you're on the freeway and see a woman, she's bleeding, one of her arms gets cut off from an accident
blperez1977: and you don't stop to help her
blperez1977: you just drive away, all crazy like you drive
blperez1977: did you have a duty to help her?
blperez1977: i mean, cuz you saw her
fallenmva: but but her blood is going to get on my dry clean only clothes.....
blperez1977: guess whaat?
fallenmva: isn't that the good samaritan law
fallenmva: what?
blperez1977: you do not have a duty to help her
fallenmva: really?
blperez1977: you can just drive your ass away
blperez1977: yep
fallenmva: wow....that kind of sucks...morally I would try and help her...but I would find a plastic bag in my car to wrap her stump in so that she does not squirt my clothes
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